"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

"Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil."
- W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)

"Drink is your enemy- love your enemies."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake - which I also keep handy."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)

"I am free of prejudice. I hate everyone equally."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)

"I never drink water- I'm afraid it will become habit forming."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)

"I never drink water- look at the way it rusts pipes."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)

"I never met a kid I liked."
- W.C. [William Claude] Fields (1879 - 1946)