"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."
- Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966)

"I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do."
- Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966)

"If you live in New York, even if you're Catholic, you're Jewish."
- Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966)

"I'll die young but it's like kissing God."
- Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966)

"The truth is what is, not what should be. What should be is a dirty lie."
- Lenny Bruce (1925 - 1966)