The Stinky Drunken Ghost!

     An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests...

The last test had left his system upset. 

For hours he made several false-alarm trips to the bathroom.

       Finally giving up on going, he decided his latest urge to go to the bathroom was just another false alarm, so he stayed put.  

He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea! 

He was SOOOO embarrassed! 

       Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

      As luck would have it, a drunk was walking by the hospital.

       Suddenly, the sheets landed on him!  He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms wildly, which left the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.  As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a security guard who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, 

"What in the world was that all about?"

Still staring down, the drunk replied:

"I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost!"