My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
Daily Brain Bender
What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, and yet all the answers were correct
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: What sits in a corner while traveling all around the world? Answer: A stamp
Daily Quip
"In making a sermon, think up a good beginning, then think up a good ending and finally bring these two as close together as you possibly can." - Frederick Temple