Joke of the Day
The other day there was a bomb scare in the city. Of course the bomb squad had to be called out to investigate, which in turn brought the news. In the local paper the next day, they had a picture of a bomb squad member, wearing a shirt that said:
I AM A BOMB TECHNICIAN IF YOU SEE ME RUNNING TRY AND KEEP UP!!!!
Daily Brain Bender
You throw away the outside. The you cook it. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: I move without wings, between silken strings. I leave as you find, my substance behind. What am I? Answer: A spider
Daily Quip
"Eye witnesses were on the scene in minutes." - Adam Boulton