Joke of the Day
According to report, the U.S. has a bazooka-like gun used for firing
dead chickens at aircraft windshields as a safety test. They supposedly
sent one of these guns to the U.K. for the British to use.
Not long after this the British sent the U.S. a memo saying their aircraft
windshields must be defective. Not only did they all fail the test but there
was also considerable damage to the instruments and even some broken seats!
The U.S. reportedly replied that the chickens were to be thawed before using...
Daily Brain Bender
What do you serve that you cannot eat?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it? Answer: An anchor
"I only drink to steady my nerves. Last night I got so steady that I couldn't move." - Joe E. Lewis