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A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'

'Yes,' the professor answered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.'

'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.'

'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor answered.

'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.'

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While on Safari in Africa, Savannah woke one morning and felt something in the pocket of her pajamas. It had a head and a tail, but no legs. When Savannah got up she could feel it move inside of her pocket. However, she showed little concern and went about her morning activities. Why wasn't she concerned?

The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle:
If one child has 5 2/3 sand piles and another has 2 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have?
Answer:   One

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"Laugh and the world laughts with you. Stub your toe and the world laughs whether you do or not."

 

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