Joke of the Day
Because of the shortage of jobs in the town, a boy applied for work on a farm.
The foreman told him to milk a cow, equipping him with a stool and bucket.
An hour later the boy returned dirty and sweaty, bucket in one hand and broken stool in the other.
"Extracting the milk was easy," he explained. "The worst part was getting the cow to sit on the stool."
Daily Brain Bender
What is the largest amount of money in coins you can have without being able to make exact change for a dollar?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: You and a group of your friends are in the library. One friend says there is a $1000 dollar bill hidden between pages 75 and 76 of a book in the library. But you decide not to go and look for it. Why? Answer: You know your friend is lying because the odd numbered pages are ALWAYS on the right and the even numbered pages are ALWAYS on the left. Those pages can't be facing each other.
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