Joke of the Day
A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in her cabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by sea sickness.
In a panic she rushed into the corridor and headed for the bathroom. It was not until she collided with an elderly
gentleman that she realized she didn't have a stitch of clothing on.Horrified, she let out a shriek.
Her fellow sufferer looked at her sadly. "Don't let it bother you, miss," he moaned. "I'll never live to tell anyone."
Daily Brain Bender
A woman has five children and half of them are female. Is this possible?
The Answer to Yesterday's Useless Riddle: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it? Answer: An ear of corn
"Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system." - P.J. O'Rourke