It's always the other guy
Joe was in his usual place in the morning - sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.
He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.
He turned to his wife Donna with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
Donna replied, "Why thank you, dear!"