One day, two old men from a retirement home were sitting on the front porch retirement home. One man says to the other, "Ya know, Bill, if you think about it, we are not that old. I mean, my memory is still very good." As the man said this, he knocked on the wood chair beside him."Actually, sharp as ever."
After a couple minutes of silence, the first man started to talk again, "So, is anyone going to get the door or do I have to do it?"